Author Archives: cloer

Is it the Squirrel, the chipmunk, or the rabbit?

I’m not sure which furry little creature that dwells in my backyard is the culprit, but one of them is destroying our flower pots. As Most of you know, I do not have a problem disappearing certain species of animals … Continue reading

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Bacon wrapped cheese filled amazingness!!

So while we were in Mexico, the resort we stayed at had a bacon wrapped, cheese filled, all-beef hotdog on the menu. As many of you saw, I had reached under 200 pounds for the first time in about 20 … Continue reading

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A socialist, an egomaniac, a criminal, and a guy even his family doesn’t like

Congratulations Merica those are your choices for President at this point. This has to be the strangest thing I have ever seen. 300 million people and this is what we come up with to run for President. It’s sad and … Continue reading

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Hotels have fitness centers, turn it all green!!

Holy shit, hotels have fitness centers–who knew. I always thought Jen was running off to some guys room when she said she was going to work out when we were at a hotel. She always came back in a happier … Continue reading

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Bus People

I mean seriously, you have all outdone yourselves. 90 people and two buses. I have a feeling this could get a little crazy. I’m glad I get to be a little on the sober side to watch it happen, or … Continue reading

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High Pie and Pork duck

So about 3 weeks ago I stepped on the scale and decided enough was enough. I know I should have decided this awhile ago, but better nate than lever right? so, Now I spend most days angry, I can’t eat, … Continue reading

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Walk crazy and Carry a weird looking stick

Those of us who live in Lakeville know exactly who I am talking about in the title of this post, and you probably think you are unique. I have learned that the character we all know is the same as … Continue reading

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Happy Birthday to me

It’s my birthday and I am currently sitting at work doing as little as possible and writing this blog thingy. Facebook can make you feel like you actually have friends, when a message pops up saying 67 people have wished … Continue reading

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How long would your kids survive?

After years of observing my first born and his behavior, I decided the other day that he would live for about a week if left on his own. They would find him dead on the basement floor in front of … Continue reading

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A guy from India fixed my blog!!

He did it mostly by email and a little over the phone, but a guy from India fixed my blog. He then “pretended” to have phone issues and dropped my call. Funny, I had more questions and really this guy … Continue reading

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